Not so fast, boaters — the bays and harbors are still cold, with readings in the 50s, low enough to cause loss of dexterity within 10 minutes of immersion.

We snapped to attention when a certain shingled relic appeared on the real estate market recently, priced at $3.5 million.

When did it become so okay to be a show-off?

Cold spells, baseballs, and pesky small birds notwithstanding, an osprey’s life seems a good one.