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The Mast-Head: Dinghy Thieves

Thu, 05/28/2026 - 06:39
I didn’t think it could happen. What would anyone want with a ratty, make that two, ratty old fiberglass dinghies? Apparently, they were good enough that a few years apart I had one then another go missing in Three Mile Harbor, presumably stolen.
 

The first was something I had picked up in Rhode Island, a little tub of a watercraft with fold-down plastic wheels attached to the transom so it might be rolled around, wheelbarrow-like, on land. I used it for a season as a tender for my larger sailboat. Then, around the end of October, I arrived one day at the dock to discover that it was no longer tied to the stern. It had not sunk, nor had the line from a deck cleat to its bow parted. “Whatever,” I thought, not having cared much for the thing anyway.

Needing another dinghy, I dragged a crusty older one that had been my mother’s and stepfather’s out of the dune grass and set about getting it functional. I did not touch the blue-painted interior, but fiberglassed cracks here and there and painted the bottom. I got it registered with the Department of Motor Vehicles, bought a two-horsepower motor, and applied the hull numbers. 

The new dinghy spent a winter upside down on a dock in Connecticut but did not survive the next one here. Around Thanksgiving, it disappeared, too. Fool me twice, yeah, yeah, yeah. At least by then, I had the motor off the boat and stored in the barn.

Getting ready for this season, I obtained yet another dinghy, this time from a friendly young father in Connecticut whose sister had lost patience with it sitting amid a pile of leaves in her backyard. Unlike the ones that came and went before it, this was in good shape, except for a spot on the keel that I patched with fiberglass and epoxy.

This year, though it seems wrong in some cosmic sense, I guess I’ll have to get a padlock and a chain.

 

 

 

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